Monday, March 21, 2011

THE TICKET

A non-member wanted to get into his town’s “temple” on Yom Kippur, but without a ticket they wouldn’t let him in. He said, “Look, I just want to give a message to a friend in there.”
But the usher at the door insists, “Sorry, you’ve got to have a ticket.”

The guy replies, “Just let me in for one minute, then I’ll be right out.”
“Well, all right,” says the usher, “but I’d better not catch you praying!”

No comments:

Post a Comment