ALL THE WIFE'S

A Gabbai approaches a guest in Shul and says, "I 'd like to give you an Aliyah. What is your name?"

The man answers, "Esther ben Moshe."

The Gabbai says, "No, I need YOUR name."

"It's Esther ben Moshe," the man says.

"How can that be your name?" asks the Gabbai.

The man answers, "I've been having financial problems, so everything now is in my wife's name."