ALPHABET

‎​A wife asks her husband to describe her.

He says, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She says, "What does that mean?"

He says, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."

She says, "Oh, that's so lovely. What about  I, J, K?"

He says, "I'm Just Kidding!"

He is scheduled to leave hospital on crutches, next week