A Jew is crossing a busy road in front of a Catholic church. Head down, deep in thought he does not see the big red bus that flattens him.
A crowd gathers round him. A priest from the church rushes over to see if he can help. Not realizing the badly injured man is a Jew he administers the Last Rites.
The Priest crosses himself and, kneeling down, whispers in the Jew’s ear, “My Son, do you believe in the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost?”
A quizzical look appears on the Jew’s face as he answers, ” I lie here dying, and you ask me riddles?!?
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