THE AIM OF THIS BLOG IS TO HOPEFULLY PROVIDE SOME JOY AND HELP PEOPLE SMILE.THE JOKES WILL EVENTUALLY BE RECORDED SO THE BLIND CAN ENJOY THEM AND VIDEO CLIPS PROVIDED OF A PERSON TELLING EACH JOKE WITH SIGN LANGUAGE SO THAT THE HEARING IMPAIRED CAN ENJOY THEM TOO.HOPEFULLY TORAH PERSPECTIVES,LESSONS ETC WILL BE ADDED TO ALL THE JOKES AS WELL.THE BLOG WILL BE'EZRAT HASHEM EVENTUALLY BECOME A SITE PROVIDING JOY TO MANY AND FACILITATING A CLOSER POSITIVE CONNECTION TO HASHEM.
ONCE WE REACH BETWEEN 1500-2000 JOKES HOPEFULLY THEN THE ABOVE MENTIONED GOALS WILL START BECOMING A REALITY
Monday, October 19, 2099
Wednesday, December 2, 2015
Never go to sleep angry
When I asked a friend the secret to his 52 years of marriage, he replied, "We never go to sleep angry." "That’s a great philosophy," I noted. "Yes. And the longest we’ve been awake so far is five days."
Smaller man
When my petite mother found her seat on the airplane, she was crushed between my 200-plus-pound father and another large man. "I bet you wish you’d married a smaller man," my father said. My mother mumbled, "I did."
Wedding ring
Q: Why does a man twist his wedding ring on his finger?
A: He’s trying to figure out the combination.
Love me
Ah, marriage. I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years: “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?”
She answered, “I do.”
Wine
A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you.”
“Is that you or the wine talking?” asks the husband.
“It’s me,” says the wife. “Talking to the wine.”
fortune cookies
After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. Mine read, “Be quiet for a little while.” His read, “Talk while you have a chance.”
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