PUTZ

A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew were discussing how they had dominated their spouses. After the Frenchman, and the Italian finished their bragging, they turned to the Jew and asked, “How about you?”

“Last night, I had her crawling to me on her hands and knees!”

Impressed they asked,”How did you do that?”

“Vell, I vuz hiding undeh deh bed, and she crawled over and said, “Come out and fight like a man, you putz!”