IF YOU HAVE WHAT I HAVE

A rabbi gets on a city bus. He doesn’t see a seat open. He says to a woman, “If you have what I have, you’ll give me your seat.”

The woman thinks a little and quietly gives her seat up.

The Rabbi sees a man on his cell phone. He says, “If you have what I have, you’ll let me use your cell phone for a few minutes.”

The man looks confused but gives his cell phone to the Rabbi.

Finally, the Rabbi goes up to the bus driver and says, “If you have what I have, you’ll stop the bus now to let me off!”

The Bus driver stops the bus. As the Rabbi is getting off the driver says, “Rabbi, what is it that you have?”

The Rabbi says, “Chutzpah!”