When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife and said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch TV, but I got to be with you a hot 25 year old blond. "
"Now we have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a cheap black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis
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