Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. G-d comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to goin already"
Said and done, the next time G-d looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.
G-d got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?
The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
A computer geek discovered an interesting way to sabotage a computer. There is a certain spot on the motnerboard that when you put aluminum foil on it, it makes the cursor go wild. He started doing it repeatedly to one of his friends as a practical joke. Finally the friend got wise to the trick and called him and said "Cursors, foiled again."
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