Rabbi Weiss was saying his goodbye's to the congregants after his Saturday morning service as he always does when Sheila came up to him in tears. "What's bothering you so, dear?" inquired Rabbi Weiss "Oh, Rabbi, I've got terrible news." Replied Sheila "Well what is it, Sheila?" "Well, my ex-husband, passed away last night, Rabbi." "Oh, Sheila" said the Rabbi, "that's terrible. Tell me Sheila, did he have any last requests?"
"Well, yes he did Rabbi," replied Sheila "What did he ask, Sheila?"
Sheila replied, "He said, 'Please, Sheila, put down the gun...'"
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