Tuesday, June 25, 2013

What women say, and what they really mean...

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. ... without you in it.

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in a while.

NO, PIZZA'S FINE. ... you cheap slob!

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? I can't believe you have nothing planned.

... I LIKE YOU, BUT... I don't like you.

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU. ... just not in that way.

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. ...I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. ...I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.

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