FIRST FIGHT

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" 
"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" 
"I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what am I going to do with the BODY?"